Do you know what day it it?
Duh. It's HALLOWEEN! MwahahahahahaHA!
Halloween means the eternal, "should we stock up on lollies just in case someone knocks?" argument, (Honestly, I think the 500m long driveway and the screaming kids scare them off.), and the very amusing pictures of drunk pumpkins on the internet.
But it also means THE DARKSIDE DOWNUNDER IS ONE YEAR OLD! ON HALLOWEEN! How lovely! How FRIGHTENING! How FANTASTIC!
AND THEY'RE HAVING A PARTAY! There are PRIZES and FUN!
Get in there and be a part of it!
Hehe. That's gross.
Yours in scariness (and a bit of ickiness),